... for not having numbers at all.

...for ninja.

...for being inadequate.

...for having a Borderland free day.

^{Did you?}

... for assuming he did.

...for blargh.

^{Sas, I will murder you and steal your copy of Borderlands if it's the last thing I do!}

...for MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

^{You can try...}

... for challenging him.

...for thinking Chinchy will accept the challenge.

^{Then again, it has gone quiet...}

...for not knowing I'm right outside his window.

^{Borderlands will be mine!}

...for putting the fear of God in me.

^{Seriously, something knocked in the house when I read that post...}

...for being more doomed than a hog in a bacon factory.

^{And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know I'm The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!}

...for possibly quoting a movie.

^{It sounds like Pulp Fiction but I am not 100% certian.}

...for knowing his movie quotes.

^{What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?}

...for thinking I know movie quotes.

^{I have no idea on that one.}

...for not knowing what movie that's from.

...for expecting me to know the quote.

^{Hey, I don't watch as many movies as you, m'k?}

...for making baseless assumptions.

^{You don't know that. You could in fact watch more movies than me.}

...for making things that confuse me.

^{0.o I doubt that very much.}

...for doubting things.

^{Oh? Why?}

...for not doubting things as often as I do.

^{I'm not really a movie guy. Before this month, I'd seen roughly 8 movies in a space of 18 months in the cinema and about 20 on DVD that we don't own. This moth and the last however, I think I've been to see about 7 or 8.}

...for seeing seven or eight movies in the past couple of months.

^{You lucky bastard.}

...for calling me a bastard again.

^{Yep, it's good to have friends that owe you money. =)}

...for being a British crime-lord.

^{That's the only way you could be that lucky and get so much money.}

...for finding out the truth.

^{Well, TBH, my mate went a bit...nuts, shall we say, with his card. I think he's spent about £125 on me. He only owed me £40.}

...for having incredibly generous friends.

...for thinking such a thing.

^{He refuses to let me pay him back, too.}

...for providing further evidence to the whole having generous friends thing.

^{Either that or he's trying to get in your pants.}

...for making me think dodgy things.

^{Maybe...I'll have to watch him.}

...for being suspicious of his friend's intentions.

^{If he offers you a candlelit dinner, run the other way, quickly.}

...for not actually knowing my friends.

^{I'll be sure to take that advice.}

...for taking my good advice.

^{He could secretly have a romantic streak and an unhealthy desire to mount you. That's a deadly combination right there.}

...for making me doubt seeing him tomorrow.

^{We're gonna play Borderlands co-op.}

...for making me laugh.

^{Well, then: have fun with that awkwardness.}

...for laughing at my misfortune.

^{May be alright. He's had a few girlfriends. I'd be worried if he doesn't pick Lilith though. If he takes Brick I'm putting on metal underpants.}